Inspired insults

Get in arguments a lot? Often at a loss for a witty retort? Help is here, courtesy the Ship of Fools satirical Web site. One of their many features, along with a virtual church and a "Blessed Sacrament" Webcam, is the Biblical Curse Generator, designed to create Old Testament-style curses with the click of a button.

"Take heed, oh ye breaker of the commandments, for you will be thrown into a den of hyperactive lions!"